The Moron94 Blog

Insights, analysis, and advocacy for a more congested Highway 94 experience

Metro Transit to commuters: have you ever heard of cars??
April 22, 2025
Parker Parkington
7 min read

Metro Transit to commuters: have you ever heard of cars??

In a move that has the Moron94 team standing and applauding, Metro Transit has announced plans to phase out the Northstar commuter rail line, effectively telling commuters, 'Hey, have you ever heard of cars? You should try them!'

The Economic Case for Slower Commutes
February 28, 2025
Sarah Slowlane
10 min read

The Economic Case for Slower Commutes

Longer commute times mean more gas consumption, more vehicle maintenance, and ultimately a stronger local economy. It's time we embrace the economic benefits of traffic.

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